One of my favorite jokes to lighten the moods of frustrated Mets fans
There was a 5 story building
on the first floor there was a poor man
on the second floor there was a rich man
on the third floor there was a couple
on the fourth floor there was a blind man
and on the fifth floor there was a woman that loves to take showers
One day the woman that loves to take showers was taking a shower
she hears her doorbell ring so she puts on her robe to answer the door
it is the poor man, he says:
congratulate me I just got money
she congratulates him and goes back to her shower
she is in the shower and hears the doorbell ring again
she puts on her robe to answer the door
it is the rich man, he says:
congratulate me I just donated money
she congratulates him and goes back to her shower
she is in the shower and hears the doorbell ring again
she puts on her robe to answer the door
it is the couple, they say:
congratulate us we just got married
she congratulates them and goes back to her shower
she is in the shower and hears the doorbell ring one more time
she knows it can only be the blind man so she doesn't put on her robe to answer the door
it is, he says:
CONGRATULATE ME I JUST GOT MY SIGHT BACK!
Let's Go Mets!
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